I hadn’t planned on posting these outside of Twitter, but people seem to have enjoyed them. If you’re not a big fan of silly mash-ups or ungentlemanly language, I recommend you mark this post as read and move on to a higher quality blog.
Like all stupid ideas, it began on the Internet:


As a man with a weak spot for questionable mash-ups, how could I refuse?
Of course when Zelda: Spirit Tracks was announced, it was only a matter of time.
Nintendo marketing department, I await your call. I build crowds, guaranteed.
